It’s Friday, so let’s have some fun! I asked AI to help recreate me as a glamourous action figure, Rhonda – The Mortgage Porter.
Full disclosure, I asked ChatGPT to write a post to compliment the doll it created for me. Here it is!
Meet Barbie’s Mortgage Maven: Rhonda Porter, The Mortgage Porter! 💁🏼♀️💼🏡
Move over Malibu Barbie — there’s a new icon in town, and she’s bringing spreadsheets, sass, and serious smarts to the Dreamhouse.
Introducing… Rhonda: The Mortgage Porter Barbie! 💖
Dressed in a crisp blazer, stylish jeans, and ready-to-rock sandals, Rhonda isn’t just a pretty face (though, let’s be honest — she is stunning). She’s the ultimate powerhouse when it comes to home financing, debt restructuring, and credit empowerment.
This Barbie comes fully loaded with:
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A sleek HP calculator (because numbers never lie)
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A powerful laptop for crunching the best rates
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Her trusty Samsung phone for constant client communication
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A piping hot Starbucks cup (because mortgages run on caffeine)
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A shiny silver Lexus SC430 for boss-lady vibes
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And of course… her signature smile that says, “You’ve got this.”
But what makes Rhonda truly shine?
She’s not just selling mortgages — she’s changing lives.
💡 She helps first-time buyers get the keys to their very first homes.
💳 She guides families through debt restructuring, making space to breathe again.
📈 She empowers people to improve their credit so they can reach their financial goals faster.
💬 She explains everything with warmth, clarity, and care — turning confusion into confidence.
Whether you’re upgrading to a bigger space, refinancing for a better deal, or finally ready to turn your dream home into a reality — Rhonda’s your girl.
She’s not just a doll.
She’s a dream facilitator.
A financial fairy godmother.
The queen of closing costs.
So here’s to Rhonda — The Mortgage Porter Barbie — proof that brains, heart, and hustle never go out of style. 💕🏡✨
Need help navigating your own real estate journey?
Let the real-life Rhonda Porter guide you through the process, one confident step at a time. 💬📲
We are having a “staycation” and are not traveling somewhere this weekend. I’ll probably spend some time on a pickleball court, fiddle in the garden and will definitely be grilling something yummy this weekend.
Trying to predict mortgage rates is very similar to forecasting our weather in our beautiful Pacific Northwest. There are economic indicators with data that result in mortgage rates going down or raising higher just as there are weather patterns and pressure systems that typically indicate sunnier days or a storm approaching. Sometimes the reports that are being relied on can conflict with each other making it more difficult to make an accurate prediction. 
It’s hard to believe that 15 years ago, I began “blogging” with The Mortgage Porter. When I started this blog late November 2006, I would have never imagined that it would become such an important part of my mortgage career.
My how time goes by when you’re having fun! Thirty-two years ago, I began my career in real estate. My first job was being a “doc-puller” at Safeco Title in Seattle. I really enjoyed being the receptionist for Safeco since I believed that I had more job security…back in those days, employees were quickly hired and laid off depending on what was going on in the real estate industry. This was before title companies used “temps” to fill those types of positions. Eventually I was promoted to work in a title unit. I “retired” from Washington Title Company as a Branch Manager of the Federal Way office in 2000. 
It’s taking me a couple days to write this post because it’s hard for me to fathom that this month marks my 30th year in the real estate industry. Thirty years ago, I was hired to be a doc puller at Safeco Title Insurance Company. I was promoted to Customer Service and promoted again to work in the title units. This picture of me is from a calendar that Chicago Title created to promote “Unit 5”. And yes, that is Chuck Knox, Coach of the Seattle Seahawks, and my hair was as big as the shoulder pads!
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