Get Yours Today! The Mortgage Porter Collectable Action Figure

It’s Friday, so let’s have some fun! I asked AI to help recreate me as a glamourous action figure, Rhonda – The Mortgage Porter.

Full disclosure, I asked ChatGPT to write a post to compliment the doll it created for me. Here it is!

Meet Barbie’s Mortgage Maven: Rhonda Porter, The Mortgage Porter! 💁🏼‍♀️💼🏡

Move over Malibu Barbie — there’s a new icon in town, and she’s bringing spreadsheets, sass, and serious smarts to the Dreamhouse.

Introducing… Rhonda: The Mortgage Porter Barbie! 💖

Dressed in a crisp blazer, stylish jeans, and ready-to-rock sandals, Rhonda isn’t just a pretty face (though, let’s be honest — she is stunning). She’s the ultimate powerhouse when it comes to home financing, debt restructuring, and credit empowerment.

This Barbie comes fully loaded with:

  • A sleek HP calculator (because numbers never lie)

  • A powerful laptop for crunching the best rates

  • Her trusty Samsung phone for constant client communication

  • A piping hot Starbucks cup (because mortgages run on caffeine)

  • A shiny silver Lexus SC430 for boss-lady vibes

  • And of course… her signature smile that says, “You’ve got this.”

But what makes Rhonda truly shine?

She’s not just selling mortgages — she’s changing lives.
💡 She helps first-time buyers get the keys to their very first homes.
💳 She guides families through debt restructuring, making space to breathe again.
📈 She empowers people to improve their credit so they can reach their financial goals faster.
💬 She explains everything with warmth, clarity, and care — turning confusion into confidence.

Whether you’re upgrading to a bigger space, refinancing for a better deal, or finally ready to turn your dream home into a reality — Rhonda’s your girl.

She’s not just a doll.
She’s a dream facilitator.
A financial fairy godmother.
The queen of closing costs.

So here’s to Rhonda — The Mortgage Porter Barbie — proof that brains, heart, and hustle never go out of style. 💕🏡✨

Need help navigating your own real estate journey?
Let the real-life Rhonda Porter guide you through the process, one confident step at a time. 💬📲

Arts in the Park in Puyallup

Yesterday I had the opportunity to participate at Arts in the Park at the Pioneer Park Pavilion in Puyallup. This was my first time demonstrating and being on the other side of the booth at an art fair. I really had a great time.

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