Get Yours Today! The Mortgage Porter Collectable Action Figure

It’s Friday, so let’s have some fun! I asked AI to help recreate me as a glamourous action figure, Rhonda – The Mortgage Porter.

Full disclosure, I asked ChatGPT to write a post to compliment the doll it created for me. Here it is!

Meet Barbie’s Mortgage Maven: Rhonda Porter, The Mortgage Porter! 💁🏼‍♀️💼🏡

Move over Malibu Barbie — there’s a new icon in town, and she’s bringing spreadsheets, sass, and serious smarts to the Dreamhouse.

Introducing… Rhonda: The Mortgage Porter Barbie! 💖

Dressed in a crisp blazer, stylish jeans, and ready-to-rock sandals, Rhonda isn’t just a pretty face (though, let’s be honest — she is stunning). She’s the ultimate powerhouse when it comes to home financing, debt restructuring, and credit empowerment.

This Barbie comes fully loaded with:

  • A sleek HP calculator (because numbers never lie)

  • A powerful laptop for crunching the best rates

  • Her trusty Samsung phone for constant client communication

  • A piping hot Starbucks cup (because mortgages run on caffeine)

  • A shiny silver Lexus SC430 for boss-lady vibes

  • And of course… her signature smile that says, “You’ve got this.”

But what makes Rhonda truly shine?

She’s not just selling mortgages — she’s changing lives.
💡 She helps first-time buyers get the keys to their very first homes.
💳 She guides families through debt restructuring, making space to breathe again.
📈 She empowers people to improve their credit so they can reach their financial goals faster.
💬 She explains everything with warmth, clarity, and care — turning confusion into confidence.

Whether you’re upgrading to a bigger space, refinancing for a better deal, or finally ready to turn your dream home into a reality — Rhonda’s your girl.

She’s not just a doll.
She’s a dream facilitator.
A financial fairy godmother.
The queen of closing costs.

So here’s to Rhonda — The Mortgage Porter Barbie — proof that brains, heart, and hustle never go out of style. 💕🏡✨

Need help navigating your own real estate journey?
Let the real-life Rhonda Porter guide you through the process, one confident step at a time. 💬📲

EveryHome: A match maker for home buyers and sellers [Video]

On our last episode of Seattle RE Chat featured Bryan Copley, CEO of EveryHome.

Everyhome’s concept is based on the idea that every home is for sale for the right price. Bryan thinks of EveryHome.co as a “match maker” between home buyers and home owners – even homes that are not yet listed (off market).

Check out our interview with Bryan and learn more about EveryHome.

 

Moving towards a Paperless Mortgage with e-sign

This week our company, Mortgage Master Service Corporation, has been upgrading our “loan operating system”. This will allow our clients to have the option of reviewing their loan documents and acknowledge (sign) them electronically with “e-signatures”. Of course our clients can still print or receive hard copies of their loan documents. 

This step forward is not only “green” by reducing waste (it’s estimated a typical file uses around 400 pieces of paper); it will also help streamline the mortgage process. For our clients, instead of having to sign their names over and over again with their initial loan application documents, they will simply use their personal computer to securely access their loan documents and “click” their autographs.

E-signatures are allowed with conventional and VA mortgage loans. Currently it is not yet available for FHA or USDA mortgages. Hopefully this will change soon!

You may notice that my on-line loan application has changed – this is to support our new system.

Here is more information on how our e-sign process works

If you’re considering buying or refinancing a home anywhere in Washington, I’m happy to help you!